Thursday, July 23, 2009

f
Circle I Limbo

a
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

c, e
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

b
Circle IV Rolling Weights

d
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Your mom
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

The Alliance
Circle VII Burning Sands

Yolanda/Bridget
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Idiots
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Monday, January 28, 2008

Personal DNA

I read about this on my youth pastor's blog, benkendrew.blogspot.com. Basically, you answer a bunch of questions about yourself and it tells you what you are. I am a "free-wheeling thinker." Pretty accurate. My map looks like...

Monday, January 21, 2008

Super Mario Galaxy

So, for Christmas, I received a Wii. And there is one word, and only one word I can use to describe it. 0WN4G3. And even more 0WN4G3 is Super Mario Galaxy. I'm going to describe the entire game to you, feature by feature.
Feature 1: Characters

In addition to the normal Mario, the
re are also a host of other characters including (just a few) Bee Mario, Fly Mario, Boo Mario, and Rainbow Mario.
Feature 1.1: Bee Mario


Yup, that's Mario in a bee costume. He is lighter than normal Mario, which means that he can walk on flowers. He can also fly, which is what the big wings on his back are for. Go figure. And his last special power is that he can stick to honey walls and some fuzzy-type surfaces. His one weakness is: Water. Water kills bees, so if you land in water, you go back to being Mario, which can be very inconvenient, especially if you're on a flower that disintegrates as soon as you land on, instantly catapulting you into the black hole lurking underneath. Great kids' game, huh?
Feature 1.2: Boo Mario

In the ways of style, he hasn't got much, but that would be one heck of a Halloween costume. It's also a pretty good power-up. His special powers are: He can float and go through walls. Also, other Boos don't attack him. (Actually, they just follow him around with hearts over their heads. Hey, I didn't make the game...) His one weakness is: light. (Stay away from the liiiiiiiiiiight.........................................................) If you go into light while you're Boo Mario, you come out as regular Mario.
Feature 1.3: Fire Mario

Ah, the classic Fire Flower. A few changes have been made to it in this game, though. For one thing, if any of you remember Super Mario Bros. 3... no? Just me? Really? Oh well. Well, in SMB3, the Fire Flower lasted until you got hurt or got another power-up to replace it. In Galaxy, it lasts about 30 seconds, which, believe it or not, can sometimes get... well... annoying, mainly because you have 30 second to light 3 lamps to go on in the level. (That's one of the things I don't understand about the game. What does lighting a bunch of ceramic pots on fire do to open a door?) But, on the upside, you do get another cool costume.
Feature 1.4: Ice Mario

Well, the image is a little pixelated, but it's a computer, right? But anyways, Ice Mario is pretty cool. But, like Fire Mario, he only lasts a few seconds. Using Ice Mario, you can walk on water, which instantly freezes under your feet. Unfortunately, it melts a few seconds later. One of the cooler features of Ice Mario is that, if you see a waterfall, you can use your wall jump power to freeze the side of the waterfall and go up. Admittedly, it isn't very realistic, but hey, this is a game where a plumber in red overalls flies through the universe to save a princess from a giant turtle with spikes on his back.
Feature 1.5: Fly Mario
Well, I couldn't find an image for this one, which is strange because he is by far the BEST character in the game. Basically, you get a cool little star with red points on it and you can instantly jump up in the air and fly like a bird to wherever you want to go, at least as long as you can get there in 90 seconds or so. Another cool costume, not to mention the somewhat cool ability to bodyslam an enemy from outside the atmoshpere.
Feature 1.6: Rainbow Mario
Well, he's back. Rainbow Mario is the one that you all remember from the old Mario with the fast music. Oh, not to mention the fact that he's completely invincible, can jump like twice as high as normal, and can run much faster.
Feature 1.7: Spring Mario
One of the... er... stranger things about Galaxy. There's really nothing special about him, except that he's... well... a spring. Of course, I know lots of people who are springs. There's... uh... Tommy... Mario... Sally... Mario........................ Okay, so I made all those names up, except Mario.
Well, there goes Feature 1. Hey, I've got it. I'll do each feature in a separate post. I'll post Feature 2 about a week from now.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

25 Ways People Annoy Me While Typing or Writing

Random Off-topic Announcement:
No Title has been canceled, mainly because I don't feel like writing it anymore.
Other Random Off-Topic Announcement:
I have been forgetting to post for, well, a while now.
On-Topic Post:
Why did I need to put that heading? Ah, whatever.
  1. Capitalize Every Word In A Sentence.
  2. Leave out leters words.
  3. Mispel evrythin onn perpis.
  4. Mispel evrythin knot onn perpis.
  5. Never use periods
  6. TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS
  7. type in all lowercase letters
  8. use way 2 much txtspk lol.
  9. Overuse exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  10. Utilize gargantuan dictations despite the necessity of miniature ones.
  11. Use little words.
  12. I have seen, time after time, people who write all their words in rhyme.
  13. Fo'shizzle, yo fools talk like gangstas.

  14. Put blank numbers in a list to make it longer.
  15. Put more than one piece of data into one list option. Also, don't just stop in the middle of a--
  16. Don'tputspacesinbetweenwords.
  17. Put too many spaces in between words.
  18. Put... after every sentence...
  19. People put "Or do you/I/they?" after sentences. Or do they?
  20. Add in, like, "like" after, like, every, word, like, in, like, a, like, sentences.
  21. Change the subject really quickly. Oh, cool, I beat a level! (Anyone in my family who reads this with laugh out loud. Man, this game is fun!)
  22. (Put stuff in parentheses.)
  23. Use the completely wrong punctuation after every sentence?
I,like,hopeyofoolsenjoyedthis,andhopeuwontevurdoenyofthisslolz. AND FOR MY NEXT POST, I'LL--

Monday, November 19, 2007

No Title: Week 1

I've decided to post a weekly comic. As of now, it doesn't have a title. I guess I'll just call it, "No Title: Week 1.
Ha, ha. Just kidding. I've decided to post a weekly comic. As of now, it doesn't have a title. I guess I'll just call it, "No Title: Week 1." So, jpople288 (aka guitarking's other Blogger account) presents: No Title, the first in a weekly series. Issue 1: Elevator!


Tuesday, November 06, 2007

The Wii

I know I haven't posted anything in a while, but I'm back now, and I'll try to post every week or so. So, my latest thing is THE WII! I've been obsessed with it since my friend got one last year. I was really bored in math class, so I took a piece of notebook paper and wrote "Wii" on it a couple hundred times. I called it "The Wii Page." Of course, 2 periods later, some girl ripped it in half, so... I present to you: The Virtual Wii page!

Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii Wii

No, I didn't type all that out. I might not have a life, but even I don't have THAT much time on my hands...
I came up with a signature that I'm going to put after some posts... here it is... sorry if it's a bit hard to read, I did that on purpose.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Wrting contest Extension

I got SO MANY ENTRIES for the writing contest! I couldn't even count them! Then again, I didn't get any, and it's impossible to count to zero. (You guys stink!) Oh well, I'll give you another 2 weeks.